To fit in just one Wath,
The number of false things that Trump reports,
About what he can doth,
For example, he cannot execute,
A federal command,
To impose ten years prison on vandals,
Of statues, no matter his orange tan,
He just does not have the authority,
Still, two days after that,
He proclaims that vandalism has stopped,
Funny, but for the fact,
He's president,
Servant to the people,
While they are distracted by this nonsense,
Many doth die from his inaction, still.