This doesn't even count,
I'm only feeling guilty about life,
More than I can recount,
I do it so I don't get anywhere,
It's more than I deserve,
At least that's the only thing I can say,
So's as not to admit I'd lost my nerve,
Of course that thinking is behind me now,
I have no time to lose,
That is the reality I must live
According to the news.
Know what I mean?
The conundrum of it,
The fact is it could all be meaningless,
You guffaw, but it can't be refuted.