The version of events,
That says that Jesus died upon the cross,
To wipe away all sins,
Let's not ask if he saved everyone,
Not just ones not yet dead,
But those that were born and died before him,
Vikings, Pharaohs, Lydians, let's pretend.
Don't worry if he brought back Lazarus,
Let's not think about that,
Was he god's and the holy spirit's son?
Who know's who is one's dad?
Let's not worry,
About the truth of these,
There's already too much to think about,
With all these choc'late eggs laid by bunnies.