It just doesn't feel right,
Sitting here with my daughter, cloudy head,
We're watching Monster High,
There's a buzz in the speakers I can't fix,
And it's driving me mad,
Ev'rything's plugged in as it's supposed to,
Why won't they work like they do in the ad?
Why do I have to connect and undo,
Wiggle, listen, repeat?
You spend money on things to do a thing,
And it working's a feat,
Just like your mind,
There is no warranty,
Invest all you want in its improvement,
You may ne'er actually get it working.