Are too tight for boardercross,
But I do know that if they didn't wear any at all,
The Americans would be less cross,
And if they wore them with anchors on chains,
No one would be saying a word,
Lest someone notice that it's bad for the hill,
When they drag them as they go forward.
And if their pants were as tight as they are now,
But they were the worst snowboarders in the land,
It would be interesting if anyone got mad,
Or if they'd let them do what they can.
And it's alright,
Nothing stays the same.
Even the oldest of gentlemen's agreements',
Time once came.