Like the Leafs being out,
Like if Harper wore a tutu and said,
'The future is in doubt'.
It's not that I'm surprised that he'd smoke crack,
He is of the people,
And the people will still stand behind him,
Even if he's seen trolling for cheap pills.
What blows one's mind is that he's our mayor,
A fairly large city,
One of the most robust in the whole world,
Downtown or surrounding.
And here he is,
He spends time stifling debates on transit,
And wastes it getting kicked out of parties.