I tend to follow Hume,
He believed morality’s grounded in,
What’s best for me and you.
This guides my life and I would fight for it,
If you pushed me to that,
As tribute to Hume and reminder, too,
I wear this orange, turbany-like hat,
It also serves as a message to all,
Who get what it’s to mean,
That if you want to get to know me read,
But now’s I’ve said,
If I visit Quebec,
Does Marois want me to take off my hat,
When at the bath house. Ain’t that ‘Putinesque’!?