The one that will unveil,
The strategy of the ruling Tories,
After years of no fail.
The one that will try to set the debate,
For the next election,
Forget Mulcair, this one's against Trudeau,
The dope-smoking hippie politician.
So, after proroguing the parliament,
And dissing the lib'rals,
For not having policy of their own,
For what will Harper call?
For more fairness,
For normal consumers,
Their right to buy goods without confusion,
So we can reach our debt-cap that sooner.