It's really no secret,
That all countries spy on ev'ry other.
You take what you can get,
In relation to your abilities.
So when the wall's thin, your ear's pressed to it,
You peak at my email,
Just 'cause you can do it.
The only reason countries are "angry",
Is to pretend they don't,
Also practice this nefarious act,
So the public don't know.
Plus, they all talk,
Germ'ny's slap's a nudge, too,
Saying, "let's just get through this discomfort,
Then get back to doing what countries do."