As if the world don't know,
That the footage of Mayor Ford's been found,
Of him smoking crack, yo,
It's been the linchpin that's never been there,
Though, 'spite what the news gleaned,
Rob never said that it didn't exist,
He said it's one "that I have never seen..."
Now you have to wonder if it matters,
I know we care downtown,
We pinkos who listen to those maggots,
But those living around,
They think he's a great guy,
Nothing's come out but that he may smoke drugs,
Which you could argue's his personal life.