It is not Toronto,
If you live north of Steeles or even Finch,
Or just don't really know,
If 'don't know how to dress, e'en iron'c'lly,
And cannot talk 'bout it,
Don't believe that higher taxes are good,
Then say you're from the T dot? I doubt it,
Y'should drive aggressively, but politely,
While talking on the phone,
Pay too much for your home, but say't's worth it
Whether you rent or own,
But most of all,
Do not make eye contact,
Unless you're willing to go all the way,
Most of all, Torontonians don't act.
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