It's something about health,
An elusive state of body and mind,
Nigh important as wealth,
With chin-ups it's all about quantity,
Just like money, in fact,
Could it be that if I get big enough,
I will gain what I ever felt I lacked?
If I pump to the size of a mammoth,
My woes could go away,
Forget working hard for good day's wage,
Muscles will forge the way,
Just need practice,
More than five at a time,
Then I will have ev'rything that I want,
All the comfort without spending a dime.