You know, they’re very clean,
Domesticated, they live just the way,
Everyone should mean,
Silently going ‘bout their business,
You do what you gotta,
But if it’s affection you’re looking for,
Don’t you worry, you can get a lotta,
They can also kill when the moment comes,
With both grace and purpose,
Then return to their life of elegance,
Not even furious.
They were once gods,
Now they just act that way,
When things get rough just hold onto a cat,
Let them purr you gingerly through the day.