But you've just had a whole pizza,
And people call you Niagara Falls butt,
You've got diarrhea.
When you drink five glasses of water,
And you still are asking for aqua.
Your stomach hurts and you're lying down between poos,
You've got diarrhea.
When you say hello to friends,
And they just say, "see ya",
And run away lest they slip in a puddle,
You've got diarrhea.
But it's alright,
You can't have it forever, you know,
And even though I've lost two days without pay,
I got to catch the Oprah Winfrey show.
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