Like Mandela's demise,
Ukraine and Thailand protests, Jung-on's unk,
Have been moved down the line,
We'll return to Rob Ford,
The police have released more evidence,
By order of a judge,
And everyone's suspense,
So now we know that he's done heroine,
Not really a big shock,
He offered five kay and a car for him,
On film while smoking rock.
He's still all smiles,
Nor will police arrest,
Begging the biggest, ultimate question,
Is he forgiven by the elect'rate?