Pad Pong-Garee last night?
I can't say I'm feeling fantastic now,
Though I'd left not one bite,
But now I'm halfway between believing,
Something has gone awry,
And that I'm just tired this early morning,
That this will pass by the time I arise,
Then there's the crab-induced lucid dreaming,
Like the discomfort one feels from Peyote,
I guess we'll see,
If I get through today,
Then this event's helped me form who I am,
Which is a Poo Pad Pong-Garee-No-Way!